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[french man in england]

BUGGY! and misspelled

sound cuts out here and there

[Flash crazy ness]

TOO MUCH BLINKING AT THE END!

just random sprites gyrating in random...ways... what game are those little-kid-versions of the Street-fighters from? i think i saw somthing like that before but i cant remember where

DA-Funk responds:

http://www.gsarchives.net/custom/index.shtml just go to this site and look thrue custams witch i is in

[Booyaka Twinz Ep.2]

wow......

wow... that...that just SUCKED! i mean i've got Flash as well and i cant use it for the life of me... but still...that...HURT!

[Lynching]

HEY JACKASS!

i live in a town where there actualy WERE lynching held! some white twat couldnt keep her legs together and blamed it on a black carnie worker (this was in the 30s or so) and the townspeople hung 3 innocent black guys for not reason just because this bitch didnt tell the truth. choose a better topic for flash you retarded redneck!

[Gender-Neutral]

jonatrobi just STFU no one likes you

why cant anyone just appreciate a wacky stupidly funny movie?! everyone has to have these newfangled "plots" and such. i think its JenIOus to take some jappenese song and make a goofy seizure-inducing music vidio for it. MAKE MORE SOON....AND MORE ARFENHOUSE!.....AND CHEE-TOS

[Madness Avenger]

i didnt understand it but it ROCKED!

also for thoose who didnt get the reference to the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Its a book... i hope ppl still know how to read) The "Improbability Drive" is a propulsion device than runs on insanity...or somthing like that...

[Urban Legends 2: The Dead]

i heard the "wedding dress" one before on TLC!

i gave a two to humor because of the munchkin thing... but i diddnt see it happen even when highlighted...too pixeley. creepy shit tho...

[Children's Day]

i realy REALLY dont get this....

i saw your 2nd movie first and this makes a little more sense...

this kid (kid) wearing a shyguy mask is on a subway and huffs...something out of a paperbag...he might just be hyperventalating...while he hallucinates he sees a snakey-looking thing out the windo and freaks out...later a witch-type-deal walks on and slashes up the kid...we see them both in a room and when the kid comes-to the WTD gives birth to another SLT and it atacks the kid, we later see the kid running away and he bumps into a scuba-man, the SM and the WTD fight and the SM wins, so the kid does the only natural thing in this situation, he super-glues the witched eye into his now-empty socket...during the credits we see his eyes take on a distinctively witchy shape....*twilite zone music doo doo DOO doo doo doo DOO doo* you must have some interesting dreams kol...

[Self-destructing organism]

i dont get it...

ok so as far as i can figure it out this post appocolyptic world works like this:

a Grand-high-somthing-or-other orders ninjas to kill other ninjas and grind them up to harvest the blood, which is then handed out to prostitues in large buckets, the hoe's then procede to flush the blood down the toilets it is consumed by rats that the GHSOO uses to inject the rats blood into his neck, some kind of new drug or somthing....i still dont get it

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

this is good but...

Foamy NEEDS a mouth, i get enuff of the "talking with no mouth" deal-ie with "Dilbert" cartoons, this is funny as hell but there isnt a whole lot of actual animation, but i do like the "noir" style! keep up the great work